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A FUNNY THING HAPPENED ON THE WAY TO THE FORUM
Impossible
SENEX
WHY DID HE LOOK AT HER THAT WAY?
HERO
WHY DID HE LOOK AT HER THAT WAY?
BOTH
MUST BE MY IMAGINATION.
SENEX
SHE'S A LOVELY BLOOMING FLOWER,
HE'S JUST A SPROUT --
IMPOSSIBLE!
HERO
SHE'S A LOVELY BLOOMING FLOWER,
HE'S ALL WORN OUT --
IMPOSSIBLE!
SENEX
JUST A FLEDGLING IN THE NEST ...
HERO
JUST A MAN WHO NEEDS A REST ...
SENEX
HE'S A BEAMISH BOY AT BEST ...
HERO
POOR OLD FELLOW.
SENEX
HE'S A CHILD, HE'S TOO REPRESSED,
WHILE SHE'S FULL OF LIFE --
IMPOSSIBLE.
HERO
HE'S A MAN WITH CHRONIC ASTHMA,
GOUT AND A WIFE --
IMPOSSIBLE.
SENEX
ROMPING IN THE NURSERY ...
HERO
HE LOOKS TIRED ...
SENEX
SON, SIT ON YOUR FATHER'S KNEE.
HERO
FATHER, YOU CAN LEAN ON ME.
BOTH
HIM?
IMPOSSIBLE!
HERO
BUT WHY DID HE WAVE AT HER THAT WAY?
SENEX
WHY DID SHE WAVE AT HIM THAT WAY?
BOTH
COULD THERE BE AN EXPLANATION?
HERO
WOMEN OFTEN WANT A FATHER,
SHE MAY WANT MINE --
IT'S POSSIBLE!
SENEX
HE'S A HANDSOME LAD OF TWENTY,
I'M THIRTY-NINE --
IT'S POSSIBLE!
HERO
OLDER MEN KNOW SO MUCH MORE ...
SENEX
IN A WAY, I'M FORTY-FOUR ...
HERO
NEXT TO HIM, I'LL SEEM A BORE ...
SENEX
ALL RIGHT, FIFTY!
HERO
THEN AGAIN, HE IS MY FATHER,
I OUGHT TO TRUST,
IMPOSSIBLE!
SENEX
THEN AGAIN, WITH LOVE AT MY AGE,
SOMETIMES IT'S JUST
IMPOSSIBLE!
HERO
WITH A GIRL, I'M ILL-AT-EASE ...
SENEX
I DON'T FEEL WELL ...
HERO
SIR, ABOUT THOSE BIRDS AND BEES ...
SENEX
SON, A GLASS OF WATER, PLEASE ...
BOTH
THE SITUATIONS FRAUGHT,
FRAUGHTER THAN I THOUGHT,
WITH HORRIBLE,
IMPOSSIBLE
POSSIBILITIES!