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A FUNNY THING HAPPENED ON THE WAY TO THE FORUM


Free

HERO


Pseudolus!

PSEUDOLUS


Yes, master?

HERO


Get me that girl!

PSEUDOLUS


And if I can?

HERO


You are free!

PSEUDOLUS


I am what?

HERO


Free!

PSEUDOLUS


Free!

OH, WHAT A WORD!
OH, WHAT A WORD!

Say it again!

HERO


Free!

PSEUDOLUS


I'VE OFTEN THOUGHT,
I'VE OFTEN DREAMED
HOW IT WOULD BE ...
AND YET I NEVER THOUGHT I'D BE ...

Once more!

HERO


Free!

PSEUDOLUS


BUT WHEN YOU COME TO THINK OF SUCH THINGS ...
A MAN SHOULD HAVE THE RIGHTS THAT ALL OTHERS ...
CAN YOU IMAGINE WHAT IT WILL BE LIKE WHEN I AM ...
CAN YOU SEE ME?

CAN YOU SEE ME AS A ROMAN WITH MY HEAD UNBOWED?
(SING IT GOOD AND LOUD ...)

HERO


FREE!

PSEUDOLUS


LIKE A ROMAN, HAVING RIGHTS
AND LIKE A ROMAN, PROUD!
CAN YOU SEE ME?

HERO


I CAN SEE YOU!

PSEUDOLUS


CAN YOU SEE ME AS A VOTER FIGHTING GRAFT AND VICE?
(SING IT SOFT AND NICE ...)

HERO


FREE.

PSEUDOLUS


WHY, I'LL BE SO CONSCIENTIOUS THAT I MAY HAVE TO VOTE TWICE!
CAN YOU SEE ME?
CAN YOU SEE ME?

WHEN I'M FREE TO BE WHATEVER I WANT TO BE,
WHEN THE MASTER THAT I SERVE IS ME
AND JUST ME,
CAN YOU SEE ME BEING EQUAL WITH MY COUNTRYMEN?
CAN YOU SEE ME BEING PSEUDOLUS THE CITIZEN?
CAN YOU SEE ME BEING ...
(GIVE IT TO ME ONCE AGAIN!)

HERO


FREE!

PSEUDOLUS


THAT'S IT!

HERO


FREE!

PSEUDOLUS


YES!

HERO


FR ...

PSEUDOLUS


NOW, NOT SO FAST ...
I DIDN'T THINK ...
THE WAY I AM,
I HAVE A ROOF,
THREE MEALS A DAY,
AND I DON'T HAVE TO PAY A THING.
I'M JUST A SLAVE AND EVERYTHING'S FREE.
IF I WERE FREE,
THEN NOTHING WOULD BE FREE.
AND IF I'M BEATEN NOW AND THEN,
WHAT DOES IT MATTER?

HERO


FREE.

PSEUDOLUS


CAN YOU SEE ME?

CAN YOU SEE ME AS A POET WRITING POETRY?
ALL MY VERSE WILL BE --

HERO


FREE!

PSEUDOLUS


A MUSEUM WILL HAVE ME PICKLED FOR POSTERITY!
CAN YOU SEE ME?

HERO


I CAN SEE YOU!

PSEUDOLUS


CAN YOU SEE ME AS A LOVER, ONE OF GREAT RENOWN,
WOMEN FALLING DOWN?

HERO


FREE?

PSEUDOLUS


NO,
BUT I'LL BUY THE HOUSE OF LYCUS FOR MY HOUSE IN TOWN.
CAN YOU SEE ME?
CAN YOU SEE ME?

BE YOU ANYTHING FROM KING TO BAKER OF CAKES,
YOU'RE A VEGETABLE UNLESS YOU'RE FREE!
IT'S A LITTLE WORD, BUT OH, THE DIFFERENCE IT MAKES!
IT'S THE NECESSARY ESSENCE OF DEMOCRACY,
IT'S THE THING THAT EVERY SLAVE
SHOULD HAVE THE RIGHT TO BE.
AND I SOON WILL HAVE THE RIGHT TO BUY A SLAVE FOR ME!
CAN YOU SEE HIM?
WELL, I'LL FREE HIM!

WHEN A PSEUDOLUS CAN MOVE,
THE UNIVERSE SHAKES,
BUT I'LL NEVER MOVE UNTIL I'M FREE!
SUCH A LITTLE WORD, BUT,
OH, THE DIFFERENCE IT MAKES!
I'LL BE PSEUDOLUS, THE FOUNDER OF A FAMLY;
I'LL BE PSEUDOLUS THE PILLAR OF SOCIETY,
I'LL BE PSEUDOLUS THE MAN, IF I CAN ONLY BE --

HERO


FREE!

PSEUDOLUS


SING IT!

HERO


FREE!

PSEUDOLUS


SPELL IT!

HERO


F - R - DOUBLE ...

PSEUDOLUS


NO, THE LONG WAY ...

HERO


F - R - E - E --

BOTH


FREE!