Rosie: I am eating the Captain Crunch chicken. Yummy.
OCA MC: Good evening, everyone! Welcome to the Online Cinema Awards LIVE from Planet Hollywood! With Rosie O'Donnell!
OnlineHost: AOL's Entertainment Channel welcomes you to the first-ever Online Cinema Awards! We're live at Planet Hollywood Beverly Hills! We have quite a night planned for you!
Rosie: So folks, this is it. We are gonna start. No one is sure what we are doing, but hell, we are gonna do our best.
OnlineHost: We're glad you could all make it here with us! AOL's Entertainment Channel thought it would be cool to have you, the people of AOL, nominate and vote for your favorites in film, so they built the Online Cinema Award (OCA) area for you!
OnlineHost: Tonight, live from Planet Hollywood Beverly Hills *and* online, journey with us down the virtual red carpet to find out your selections for the best in cinema for 1995!
OnlineHost: Since we have received such a tremendous response from you, our AOL members, and the Internet communities, we urge you to be a part of history in the making tonight. So join your fellow AOLers and your host, Rosie O'Donnell, for one of the biggest online awards parties ever!
OnlineHost: Not only will we also have surprise guests for you live from Planet Hollywood, but we will announce the t-shirt winners, online time winners, and the Grand Prize winner of the "Golden Age of Hollywood" trip. One lucky AOL member and a guest will journey to the City of Angels!
Rosie: We are starting soon, I swear.
OnlineHost: Before we get started with tonight's awards ceremony, AOL's Entertainment Channel would like to thank everyone who worked so hard to make this night possible. Special thanks to Rosie O'Donnell for hosting tonight's event as well as Planet Hollywood Beverly Hills!
OnlineHost: Rosie! We are really happy to have you on AOL again! How are your fingers doing? They warmed up for tonight?
Rosie: Free t-shirts for me.
OnlineHost: To check out the cool photos, some of you can simply click on "Click Here" if you have the Instant Photo screen behind the auditorium screen. For those of you who don't, go to Keyword: OCA and click on "Do It."
Rosie: I am online every night, so I am ready. I am a cruddy typer and speller.
OCA MC: Very cool! FYI everyone, the LIVE event here at Planet Hollywood is really happening!
OnlineHost: Stay tuned for coverage of the OCAs LIVE from Planet Hollywood Beverly Hills! Talk to Rosie O'Donnell, Christine Cavanaugh, Stacey Dash, Coolio, and of course, we'll announce the winners of free hours, OCA t-shirts, and a trip to Hollywood!
Rosie: Anyone have a question? Can questions get through? They turned off my IM's. Boo hoo. So this is almost as much fun as the Oscars.
OCA MC: Except you don't have to dress.
Rosie: Only we don't have annoying opening numbers.
OnlineHost: How much are you online, Rosie?
Rosie: True, but I am wearing...
Rosie: Nightly. I have been a member for 5 years.
OCA MC: Christina Ricci is here with us now!
Rosie: Guess who is online right now.
OCA MC: Hey everyone, Christina Ricci is on the phone!
Rosie: Yes, right!
OCA MC: Rosie, do you have a question for her?
Rosie: I played the grown-up Christina in a flick last summer. How is high school?
Christina: Real interesting!
Rosie: Sure it is. Are you doing any new movies?
Christina: Yes, I just started a movie called Ice Storm.
Rosie: Does it annoy you when people call you Wednesday? Ice Storm -- is it for The Weather Channel?
Christina: Not anymore. It used to, but it's better than being called Casper!
Rosie: Do you play a piece of hail?
Question: Christina, are you friends with Rosie?
Christina: Re: Ice Storm, I wish! It would be a lot simpler!
Rosie: I played a piece of hail once -- difficult stuff.
Christina: I would say we're friends. I don't know how Rosie feels about that.
Rosie: How old are you now, Christina? We are closer than Lucy and Ethel.
Christina: I'm 16.
Question: Christina, how old were you when you started acting?
Rosie: We hang. We play Twister.
Christina: Rosie, I like that! I was 8 years old.
Question: Christina, who do you look up to in terms of your career?
Rosie: Besides me. LOL.
Christina: I don't really know.
Question: Christina, are most of your friends actors?
Rosie: Really...
Christina: Of course, Rosie.
Rosie: No one comes to mind? (Hint)
Christina: I don't really have that many friends. My best is an actress.
Rosie: Oh, you made me blush. Stop. Which actress? That one from Now and Then?
OCA MC: Are you planning on college, Christina?
Rosie: Which actress is your best bud?
Christina: Yes, I plan to go to college.
Rosie: Hello. Helloooooo.
Question: Are you going to your high school prom?
Christina: Yes, Rosie. Gaby Hoffmann.
Rosie: I am the host, Christina. Ask me. There, aren't I good? Like Barbara Walters.
Christina: No! I'm avoiding the prom. I don't like big puffy dresses! Gaby Hoffmann, Rosie.
Rosie: She is a nice kid, that Gaby. And a good actress. Now don't you two get into any teenage troubles.
Christina: Rosie, are you having fun typing?
Rosie: I don't want you robbing any liquor stores like that chick from Different Strokes. I worry about the kids.
Christina: Rosie, we're through with that phase.
Rosie: Kinda. It is better than changing diapers, which is what I would be doing now. And I get free appetizers.
Christina: Rosie, oh yeah! How's your son?
Rosie: He is the best. Walking and talking and saying "Ma ma" to me and everyone else he sees.
Christina: LOL.
Rosie: But still, it is mama. So Christina, are you in New York?
Christina: Yes, Rosie.
Rosie: I am moving back next week. For good. So come over and see the boy.
Christina: Oh yeah! I'd like that.
Rosie: Deal.
Christina: "The boy?"
Question: Christina, are you online much?
Christina: No, I'm a computer illiterate. I wouldn't be able to find my way through!
Rosie: Get a Mac. It is simple.
Christina: LOL.
Rosie: I love mine. Can teach you in 10 minutes. Then you will be addicted, like moi.
Question: Hey, do you have a boyfriend now?
Christina: No!
Rosie: She is 16. She probably has many. How many chicken wings can a human eat in one sitting? I think I am breaking some sort of record.
OnlineHost: Let's get going with the first set of original categories -- we call them the OCA Bests! Best Onscreen Duo; Best Movie Soundtrack; Favorite Date Flick; Best Movie Website.
OnlineHost: Your nominees for the Best Date Flick are: The American President; Braveheart; Don Juan DeMarco; A Walk in the Clouds; While You Were Sleeping.
Rosie: Yippeeeeee. I loved that flick. Oh, they didn't tell you. Well, drum roll...
Rosie: WHILE YOU WERE SLEEPING
Rosie: Ta dah! And to accept the award here this evening is -- me. Tough luck, Sandy B.
OCA MC: :::thunderous applause:::
Rosie: I liked that flick. Hey, crazy girl. Who are you? Fess up.
OnlineHost: Your nominees for the Best Movie Soundtrack are: Batman Forever; Clueless; Dangerous Minds; Mr. Holland's Opus; Waiting to Exhale.
Rosie: Spam rules. Shoop, shoop a doop. Who will it be? Well, hello Skyler in Florida, now you have -- the winner is...
Rosie: DANGEROUS MINDS
Rosie: Hip hip hooray!
OCA MC: I loved that movie! Michelle Pfeiffer did a great job!
Rosie: Coolio is in da house. Swear. And I am kinda nervous to meet him, 'cause I love him.
OCA MC: He's here! I'm looking at him!
Rosie: He rules.
OCA MC: What she said.
OnlineHost: Send in your questions for Coolio now!
Rosie: Been spending most my life living in a gangster paradise...
Question: What does Coolio think of Weird Al's song Amish Paradise
Rosie: Well, he isn't here now. He is getting his prize thingy.
OCA MC: Coolio is accepting his award now. He'll be with us in a sec.
Rosie: It's kinda nice, like a crystal sphere thing. Cool, as I call him, said Weird Al's song is an aberration, and I agree. We are sharing chicken.
Question: Coolio, what is next for you?
OCA MC: Rosie and Coolio are also sharing a keyboard.
Rosie: More chicken for Coolio.
OCA MC: Coolio, so what do you think of this event?
Rosie: Cool is gonna be a dad again in about 2 weeks. He thinks it is good -- at least the winning part, 'cause it is voted on by the people.
OCA MC: Coolio, you out recording now?
Rosie: Yes, he just finished a song for a new movie called Eddie, starring Whoopi.
Question: Are you online a lot, Coolio?
Rosie: The song is called All the Way Live. Movie comes out in May. Yes, he is online quite a bit -- won't give ya his secret code name. Can't blame ya on that one.
OCA MC: I'll throw you a fiver to tell, Rosie.
Question: Coolio, what was your favorite flick of '95?
Coolio: The Prophesy was the favorite film, and When Nature Calls.
Question: Are you planning to work on any more movie soundtracks?
OCA MC: A Jim Carrey fan, eh?
Rosie: Christopher Walken was in that (he scares me.) He says he likes Jim a lot -- makes him laugh. I like Jim Carrey, too.
Question: Coolio, was it fun to be making a video with Michelle?
Coolio: Michelle was really nice -- down-to-earth. It was great.
Question: Coolio, do you have a girlfriend; do you ever go online?
Rosie: He is engaged, and goes online often.
Question: Coolio, your Grammy performance ruled! Were you nervous, singing in front of that huge audience? Thanks!
Rosie: His girlfriend is here and is really pretty.
Coolio: Nah, not at all. Hope they weren't nervous.
Question: Coolio, I love the song Gangstas' Paradise. What was your motivation towards writing it?
Coolio: The music was the complete motivation.
OnlineHost: Coolio, you want to be more of an actor now?
Coolio: I don't know. What is "more of an actor?"
Question: Coolio, how do you feel about being labeled as a gangster rapper, when you're not?
OCA MC: Rosie and Coolio are conferring at the moment.
LIVEONAOL:: They're having a great time!
Coolio: Well, I think I have shaken that label, so I don't worry about it.
OCA MC: Hey Coolio, how does it feel to win one of the first OCAs?
Coolio: Feels good, 'cause it is a real award by the people, for the people, of the people.
Question: Coolio, where do you see yourself in 10 years?
Rosie: People -- people who need people.
OCA MC: Event update: Planet Hollywood is jammin'! Rosie and Coolio are sharing a keyboard.
OCA MC: Rosie's asking him the questions, too!
Coolio: Sitting behind a desk with my phone ringing every 30 seconds, 'cause everyone wants to know when the next CD is coming out.
Question: Coolio, why do you do so many cover songs?
Coolio: My songs are not covers, but re-creations.
OCA MC: Rosie and Coolio, do you two think you'll ever work together on anything? Would you like to?
Coolio: We are doing it right now -- the first of many, I am sure.
OnlineHost: We're talking to Rosie and Coolio right now, but stay tuned for more OCAs!
Question: Coolio, what do you think about the whole East/West Coast thing?
Coolio: It's bull****. Another method of divide and conquer. The more we talk about it, the worse it gets.
Rosie: Now we get a TOS violation. Tomorrow is my birthday!
OCA MC: Happy birthday, Rosie!
Rosie: Everyone sing for me. Now at home, in unison. Ah, thanks.
OCA MC: So, may I ask how old? Nah...
LIVEONAOL:: Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday from AOL; Happy Birthday to you! (That was supposed to be singing.)
Rosie: 34. With gray hair to prove it.
OnlineHost: Now, since we know that a lot of you like to surf the Web, we asked you to nominate your Favorite Movie Website. Your nominees are: The Net; Showgirls; Toy Story; 12 Monkeys; Waiting to Exhale.
Rosie: And the winner is... drumroll...
Rosie: TOY STORY
OCA MC: Yes!
Rosie: Well, how about that? I hope I get a free Buzz Light-year toy.
Coolio: Brad Pitt is the ****.
OnlineHost: Now, for OCA Best Onscreen Duo. Your nominees are: Sandra Bullock & Bill Pullman, Casper & Kat (Christina Ricci,) Clint Eastwood & Meryl Streep, Meg Ryan & Kevin Kline, and Al Pacino & Robert DeNiro.
OCA MC: Did you see Toy Story, Rosie? What'd you think?
Rosie: I loved Toy Story but I didn't think they had to make the neighbor kid so demonic. He could have been a nerd, but he was so mean and scary. I didn't like that.
OCA MC: I agree. Reminded me of an agent.
Rosie: I thought it was inventive. Oh, now the duos. Hmmmmmm. Al and Bob get my vote, but we shall see. The winner is...
Rosie: SANDY B and BILLY P
Rosie: Hip hip hooray! I like them. I worked with Bill in 2 movies -- League and Sleepless. He is awful sweet.
OnlineHost: Now, let's go onto the Best Pictures! We've got four categories: Action/Adventure; Comedy; Drama; Horror/Sci-Fi.
Rosie: I never met her, but I hear she is a doll.
OnlineHost: Your nominees for Best Picture in the Action/Adventure category are: Apollo 13; Braveheart; The Net; 12 Monkeys; The Usual Suspects.
OCA MC: I agree, but Pacino and DeNiro were also dynamite together.
Rosie: So, everyone, Coolio was really calm and smart, and he smelled good. OK, so Action/Adventure. Hmmmmmmm.
OCA MC: And you two looked so good together!
Rosie: I think it will be the space movie, but I have been wrong all night.
OCA MC: It's a shoe-in.
Rosie: I liked 12 Monkeys. My sister HATED IT and wanted to leave the theater. The winner is...
OCA MC: 12 Monkeys rules!
Rosie: Well, umm, well -- the envelope is sticking. Ha ha!
Rosie: APOLLO 13
OCA MC: LOL!
OnlineHost: Your nominees for the Best Picture in the Comedy category are: Babe; Billy Madison; Clueless; Toy Story; While You Were Sleeping.
Rosie: I got one right! I got one right! Comedy flick. Hmmmmmmm.
OCA MC: Uh oh. What's your personal fave, Rosie?
Rosie: I gotta vote for the pig, but whatta I know? I loved that movie. I haven't had bacon since, and I love BLT's. The woman who was the voice of Babe is here -- Christine Cavanaugh.
OCA MC: She's sitting down with Rosie now.
Rosie: So, she is here sitting next to me. She is much better looking than the pig.
OnlineHost: Send in your questions for Christine Cavanaugh now!
Rosie: I asked Chris if this was here first voice. Nope, she was Chucky on Rug Rats, Oblina on The Monsters.
Question: What is the world like through a pig's eyes?
Rosie: Dexter on Dexter's Lab. In other words, she has done a bundle of 'em -- and she is a real live actress, as well. Here's Chris!
OCA MC: So Christine, what other roles have you done?
Christine: Hi everyone! I'm gonna be online myself.
OCA MC: OCA Update: Christine is typing for herself. Questions for her anyone?
Christine: I'll be on Showtime this Friday in Little Surprises, nominated for an Oscar for best live-action short. I play a real person and use my whole body -- skinny bod!
OCA MC: Wow! It was nominated? Tell us what it's about.
Rosie: Any questions for Chris?
OCA MC: (Skinny AND tiny :)
Christine: The movie is about a screwed up family that gets together for a wedding and everything blows up! I cause a lot of trouble. Rod Steiger and Julie Harris star.
LIVEONAOL:: What's the world like behind the eyes/voice of the most lovable piggy?
OCA MC: Christine, what was it like working with these veteran actors?
Christine: Very exciting with the Oscars. Rewarding -- plus I'm going to the Oscars! Wahoo!
Question: Did you have serious voice training?
Christine: The best! Rod and Julie are spontaneous and the craziest people you'd meet! We all keep in touch.
Question: What's it like being "anonymous" -- easier?
Rosie: Yeah! I can go to the mall in my slippers.
OCA MC: LOL!
Rosie: And the winner is...
Rosie: TOY STORY
OCA MC: I assume that question referred to your role in Babe.
Rosie: Best Comedy Online Picture winner is Toy Story.
OnlineHost: Your nominees for the Best Picture in the Drama category are: Dead Man Walking; Apollo 13; Braveheart; Mr. Holland's Opus; Sense and Sensibility.
OCA MC: Alright!
Rosie: Drama.
OCA MC: What a great film.
Rosie: Hmmmm. I pick Dead Man Walking, but whatta I know? Let's wait and see.
OCA MC: Did you see it, Rosie?
Rosie: Of course. I loved Sean and Susan, and the direction was wonderful. The winner is (not the one I said, as usual)...
Rosie: APOLLO 13
OCA MC: ::::yet more applause::::
OnlineHost: Our next category is for Best Picture in the Horror/Sci-Fi genre.
OnlineHost: Your nominees for the Best Picture in the Horror/Sci-Fi category are: Outbreak; Dolores Claiborne; From Dusk Til Dawn; Seven; 12 Monkeys.
OCA MC: :::whispering 12 Monkeys, 12 Monkeys:::
Rosie: Rosie "Almost 34" O'Donnell.
OCA MC: LOL!
Rosie: It has to be 12 Monkeys. Seven was dull, dull, dull. And please, could they have used a little lighting? I couldn't even see any of the gross dead dismembered bodies in that dim light. Seven was icky.
OCA MC: So true, Rosie. Although, I could digest at least a small part of my popcorn having been spared the gross details.
Rosie: Outbreak was OK.
OCA MC: Outbreak was pretty good.
Rosie: The monkey was cute. And the winner is...
OCA MC: I loved the monkey.
Rosie: Suspense...
OCA MC: :::drumroll:::
Rosie: OUTBREAK
OnlineHost: Now, for the Best Actor categories, which are for Comedy, Drama, Villain, and Dinner Date.
Rosie: The crowd went wild.
OCA MC: :::bravo bravo::::
Rosie: They are screaming, Outbreak, Outbreak!
OnlineHost: For Best Actor category in a comedy...
Rosie: Nutso.
OnlineHost: Your nominees for Best Actor in a Comedy film are: Jim Carrey (Ace Ventura 2); Chris Farley (Tommy Boy); Adam Sandler (Billy Madison); John Travolta (Get Shorty); Robin Williams (Jumanji).
Rosie: Best actor in a comedy.
OCA MC: Anticipation building...
Rosie: Gotta go with Jimmy C. Whatta ya think?
OCA MC: Yeah, but Travolta was so good.
Rosie: Didn't see it. The winner is...
OCA MC: It's that Tarantino blend of humor.
Rosie: Welcome back, Kotter...
Rosie: JOHN TRAVOLTA
OCA MC: Yes!
OnlineHost: The next OCA is for Best Actor in a Drama.
OCA MC: :::::even more thunderous applause::::
Rosie: John isn't here -- he is at a Sweathog reunion being held at L. Ron Hubbard's house.
OnlineHost: Your nominees for Best Actor in the Drama category are: Nicholas Cage (Leaving Las Vegas); Richard Dreyfuss (Mr. Holland's Opus); Mel Gibson (Braveheart); Tom Hanks (Apollo 13); Brad Pitt (12 Monkeys).
Rosie: LOL. Cracking myself up. Drama actor.
OCA MC: Rosie, did you see the Mad TV version of Tarantino's Welcome Back, Kotter?
Rosie: No, missed it. Was it funny?
OCA MC: 'Twas a hoot.
Rosie: Send it to me. NOW.
OCA MC: You bet.
Rosie: And the winner is...
Rosie: A man in a league of his own, Forrest Gump, Apollo,
Rosie: TOMMY HANKS
OCA MC: Well, what'd you expect? Mr. Wonderful.
Rosie: Tom could not be here tonight -- he is trying to save John Travolta from the claws of L. Ron Hubbard. It is a full-time job.
OCA MC: ROFL!
OnlineHost: And the next OCA category is for Best Actor in a Villain role.
OCA MC: He's a better man than I. Wait... I'm a woman.
Rosie: Best villain actor -- Woody Allen, hands down.
OnlineHost: The nominees for the Best Actor in a Villain Role are: Jim Carrey (Batman Returns); Tommy Lee Jones (Batman Returns); Tim Roth (Rob Roy); Kevin Spacey (Seven); Kevin Spacey (The Usual Suspects).
OCA MC: LOL! No comment.
Rosie: Wimp. Jim Carrey, I think. But I need the e-mail, please.
OCA MC: I can't afford the lawsuit.
Rosie: "Welcome. You've got mail." And the mean guy trophy goes to...
Rosie: Help, my screen froze, screen froze, screen froze. Oops, fixed. I love the Escape key. The winner is...
OCA MC: :::::Rosie's now famous virtual drumroll::::
Rosie: Tommy Lee from Motley Crew. Oops...
Rosie: TOMMY LEE JONES
OCA MC: He's got my vote! ;)
OnlineHost: The next OCA category is for Best Dinner Date/Actor!
OCA MC: ::::REALLY long drumroll::::::
Rosie: Best dinner date/actor. They should have this on the Oscars.
OnlineHost: The nominees for the Best Actor to go out on a Dinner Date with are: Harrison Ford; Chris O'Donnell; Brad Pitt; Keanu Reeves; Christian Slater.
Rosie: O'Donnell, of course. He is my second cousin, twice removed. And I am full of it. Don't know him. He does look good in tights.
OCA MC: Does that mean you two... forget it.
Rosie: Forgotten.
OCA MC: Good.
Rosie: The winner is... in tights...
Rosie: HARRY FORD
OnlineHost: The next Online Cinema Award will go out to the best actress in a comedy.
OnlineHost: The nominees for the Best Actress in a Comedy are: Sandra Bullock (While You Were Sleeping); Nicole Kidman (To Die For); Christina Ricci (Now & Then); Meg Ryan (French Kiss); Alicia Silverstone (Clueless).
Rosie: Best funny gal. I vote for Nicky Cruise. She rocked in that.
OCA MC: Christina Ricci was adorable.
OnlineHost: Before we announce the winner of this category, we wanted to share a quote from Alicia regarding her nomination: "It feels so nice knowing that so many people online have responded not only to the film but also my work in CLUELESS. Thank you so much for considering me and therefore nominating me for Best Actress in a Comedy."
Rosie: Bet that Alicia chick could snag it.
OCA MC: This is true.
Rosie: Well Alicia, all I have to say is AS IF... The winner is...
Rosie: SANDY B
OnlineHost: The next Online Cinema Award category is for Best Actress in a Drama.
Rosie: Drama actress. Well, OK.
OnlineHost: The nominees for Best Actress in a Drama are: Sandra Bullock (The Net); Michelle Pfeiffer (Dangerous Minds); Susan Sarandon (Dead Man Walking); Elisabeth Shue (Leaving Las Vegas); Emma Thompson (Sense and Sensibility).
Rosie: Who are they? Lizzy Shue, that's what I think, although Susan Sarandon rules all.
OCA MC: Susan Sarandon gets my vote.
Rosie: OK, so wouldn't it be nice if the gal from Cocktail won? The queen of all things...
Rosie: SUSAN SARANDON
Rosie: Super actor/mom/human. Congrats to her! Guess who is on the phone!
OCA MC: Hey everyone! We've got Dustin Hoffman on the phone!
Rosie: Oh my God!
OnlineHost: Send in your questions for Dustin Hoffman now!
OCA MC: Oops...
Rosie: I am nervous.
Dustin: Rosie, oh yeah?
Rosie: So Dust, can I call you Dust?
Dustin: Of course.
Rosie: Still watch The People's Court?
OnlineHost: Rosie and Dustin are having their own special chat right now! Let's eavesdrop! Dustin Hoffman, that is!
Rosie: Well, he is on the phone, and someone other than me gets to chat with him.
Dustin: This will all improve in years to come.
Rosie: I just have to type.
OCA MC: Rosie, would you like to talk with him?
Rosie: Of course! How are your kids?
Dustin: They're crazy about you!
Rosie: Awwww, that is sweet. I am the queen of Sesame Street.
Dustin: They were very excited when they heard you were online. They want to have you over for dinner.
Rosie: Tell them I said hello, and it is too late to be up in New York. They have to go to bed.
Dustin: Hey, they're insulted! They're too old for Sesame Street!
Rosie: Ouch! Sorry.
Dustin: They're 8, 11, 12, and 16.
Rosie: They are adults. My baby is 10 months. He thinks anyone who can walk is cool.
Dustin: They understand your sophisticated humor.
Rosie: Intelligent children you have.
Dustin: Bring your baby to my house.
Rosie: Will do. Built-in baby-sitters.
OnlineHost: If you've just tuned in, we've got Rosie O'Donnell talking to Dustin Hoffman!
Dustin: They would love it if you brought your baby over!
Rosie: I heard a rumor that you were doing The Mayor of Castro Street and that I was gonna be your assistant. Dream on, Rosie -- right?
Dustin: I wanted to, but they haven't been able to get a director. I love the documentary.
Rosie: Well, let's get one, bring the kids, rent a big house, and ba-boom, all is well. Are you online, Dust?
Dustin: Oh, I want to talk to you about a movie!
Rosie: I am available -- whatever, whenever.
Dustin: Nope.
Rosie: I have no commitments, other than to you.
Dustin: I'm too old for that ****.
Rosie: Damn.
Dustin: We'll meet!
Rosie: OK.
Dustin: Break bread!
Rosie: You bring the bibs.
Dustin: The Knicks beat Indiana tonight, so I'm very happy.
Rosie: Thank God. About time. Who do you like in the NCAA?
Dustin: Rosie, it's your birthday?
Rosie: Tomorrow. 34.
Dustin: It's Jake's birthday.
Rosie: Ouch. Wow! Joint parties! Joint, as in together, not as in... well, you know.
OnlineHost: To continue on, the next Online Cinema Award category is for Best Actress/Villainess.
Rosie: The next-to-last.
OnlineHost: The nominees for the Best Actress Portraying a Villainess are: Natasha Henstridge (Species); Famke Janssen (Goldeneye); Nicole Kidman (To Die For); Sam Phillips (Die Hard 3); Sharon Stone (Casino).
Rosie: Girl villain. Nicky Cruise. Gotta go there. She was mean. Ooh, she scared me. And the winner is...
Rosie: Basically, ummmmmm, my instinct says...
Rosie: SHARON STONE
Rosie: Sharon was unable to accept tonight; she is kneeling in St. Pat's, praying for Monday Night. I will accept it for her -- and she will never see it.
OnlineHost: The next is for Best Actress who you'd like to take on a Dinner Date!
OnlineHost: And, the nominees for Best Actress to go out on a Dinner Date with are: Sandra Bullock; Rosie O'Donnell; Michelle Pfeiffer; Christina Ricci; Alicia Silverstone.
Rosie: Actress on a dinner date. Hmmmm, gotta be me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. The winner is ME. Yes, it is ME. Me me me me me me me me. What? What? Who? I thought you said it was... Oh, OK. Ummmm, well...
Rosie: SANDRA BULLOCK
Rosie: Ouch! Boo hoo. Hurt me. (Crying.) Calling my shrink. Wanting your love, approval. Hmmmmmm. Sadness, pain. :( ;0(
Rosie: Oh, Sandy, Sandy, why would you hurt me so? Boo hoo. And I always liked her -- till now. That skinny, good-for-nothing... I must go. I am no longer able to move my pained fingers. Even my digits hurt. Ugh.
OnlineHost: Next, we'd like to bring online Brett Dicker from Walt Disney Pictures. He's here representing the many people who created the Toy Story Website.
Rosie: So, the Toy Story guy is here. And I lost. He won. I lost.
OCA MC: No way.
Rosie: Brett is the big Disney honcho. Signs the checks. He says he always believed in Toy Story. Knew it was a hit. Brett Dicker is online. Jungle Kid is his screen name. Rosie Oh O is mine. Write away. Thanks for watching -- typing -- see you online. Be well. See ya!
OnlineHost: Rosie's finished for the night, but we want to thank her so much!
OCA MC: Rosie is leaving the building. This place is really happening.
OnlineHost: There you have it -- the results of the first-ever Online Cinema Awards! Congratulations to all of the nominees and winners! Of course, we want to thank AOL members who voted and made this event possible. And, to reward you for your efforts, we've got some great prizes for some of you lucky OCA voters!
OnlineHost: We have some cool OCA T-shirts to give out as Second Prizes -- the winners are: MrAtomic1, DeeSherman, DaBrat4ya, MaxXul, BillRochNY. Congratulations!
OnlineHost: Next, First Prize for 30 Free Hours go to these ten lucky AOL members: Wolsa1, Jedd168, Europe76, CMartin299, CNCardinal, Musikbeat, JEWOLF1000, JGilbert, PKUZINA, GORTECK44.
OnlineHost: And the Grand Prize Winner of the Golden Age of Hollywood Trip is: ValliLPN!
OnlineHost: Congratulations everyone! An AOL Entertainment representative will contact the winner via e-mail tomorrow in case the recipients missed tonight's award ceremony.
OnlineHost: Well, everyone, we had a wonderful evening and hope you did, too! But... it's not over yet! You're welcome to hang out and chat to keep the party rolling live here at Planet Hollywood Beverly Hills. Don't forget to check out all the hot pictures! Keyword: OCA.
OnlineHost: Rosie, thanks so much for being a part of the first of hopefully many more Online Cinema Awards! We hope you'll come back!
OnlineHost: Coming this fall, be sure to check out the AOL Entertainment Channel's Online Television Awards, where you'll once again get the chance to vote on your favorites! Good night!
OnlineHost: Thanks again, everyone... we really thank you, our members, who could make this event happen!
OCA MC: It's been a magical evening! Well, maybe not magical... but certainly fun! We want member feedback (Keyword: OCA, click on Rosie's face) for next year!
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