The Philadelphia lawyer-turned-novelist has been a hit with her three legal thrillers, each laced with an electric wit and memorable characters. But she just can't seem to make it on audio.
Her first novel, "Everywhere That Mary Went," was supposed to be recorded by a Philadelphia company, but the deal fell through. Her second novel, "Final Appeal," also went unrecorded.
And now that her third novel has finally been released on audio, the narrator is a flop. Karen Allen, who reads the abridgment of "Running From the Law" (3 hours, $17) for Harper, sounds as if she swallowed sandpaper. Entire words are lost in her husky rasp. She'd probably come across fine in a conversation. But not in a three-hour narration. It's hard to believe she could sound worse if she gargled with scotch and inhaled cigars. If one of my neighbors spoke like that, I'd run over with a batch of chicken soup. Why on earth did Harper let this through? All I can figure is that they wanted someone who sounded gutsy; what they got was pure grit.
Then again, it says something about the story that I listened with relish for the entire time. The action centers on a smart-talking female lawyer, Rita Morrone, who has to defend her boyfriend's father, a respected judge, first in a sexual harassment suit, and then against murder charges when the young woman dies.
The abridgment lurches from time to time -- something that's hard to avoid when you condense a 256-page hardback to about one-eighth of its original length. But over all, Scottoline has given us well-drawn characters and a quirkily wonderful thriller. Maybe next time, we'll get a narrator to do her justice.
Running From the Law by Lisa Scottoline
2 cassettes. abridged. 3 hrs. HarperAudio. 1995. $17.Copyright © 1996 Knight-Ridder Newspapers